how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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