her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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