don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Randomize
