i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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