question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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