just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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