Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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