check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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