do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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