don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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