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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.

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• (408): View more from California

  The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.

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  You've ruined television for me.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.

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  I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits

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• (425): View more from Washington

  It's shark week go big or go home

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.

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• (936): View more from Texas

  Ate a slug for 39 dollars

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  I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student

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