I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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