she was so not down for the gang bang
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Use "feeling words"
Yay
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Randomize
