the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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