He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
My vagina just recognized that song.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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