I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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