What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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