she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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