Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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