yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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