I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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