Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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