whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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