David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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