six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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its like you know when i get waxed
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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