Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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