its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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