:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
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