i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
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