I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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