Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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