Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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