I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
