i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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