If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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