Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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