i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Need sex. Gaining weight.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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