I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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