going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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