But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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