But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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