is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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