dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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