That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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