At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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