I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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