I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
