i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Porn is love you can see.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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