Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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