He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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