I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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