Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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