Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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