So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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