You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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