Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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