Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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